Here is a list of random quotes:

• "When life gives you lemmas, make lemmanade"
• "When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes"
• "Koala bears aren't actually bears, strawberries aren't actually berries but an avocado actually is, and this is called a footnote but really just an excuse for me to say that a banana is a berry but a raspberry is not and the world needs to know!"
• "If the plural of fungus is fungi, the plural of cactus cacti, the plural of radius radii, then shouldnt the plural of virus be viri, the plural of status be stati, the plural of campus is campi, the plural of us be I?"
• "Did you know that when you take out any one letter out of the word "seat", you get another valid word?"
• "What is a monarchy?""a butterfly thingy"
• "The absolute value of 0 is lol"
• "An apple a day can keep anyone away as long as you throw it hard enough"
• I will add more later(email me if you have any more ideas)

Thanks to the people so far who have given me these random quotes(again, you can give me more if you want):

Jane